Random Points to Ponder (part 2)

Sorry, I've (Morganne(I'm kinda getting tired of always having to say who's talking/writing....))been busy as of late, and that's why it took me over a week to post again. Anyway, here's some more "random points to ponder" (imagine that in deep broadcasting voice)....


Can you cry under water?

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

If bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but you only get "a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra cent going?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we figured out how to put a man on the moon before we decided to put wheels on luggage?

Why is the saying "...slept like a baby", when babies wake up crying every other hour?

When a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go to the top of tall buildings, and then use binoculars to look at things on the ground?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, who do they call?

Do illiterate people receive the full effect of Alphabet soup?

If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, then why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand on two feet, when Pluto stands on four? They're both dogs!!

Why do dogs get mad at you when you blow in their face, but when they ride in a car, they stick their head out of the window?

Can bald people have hairline fractures?

What's the difference between a novel and a book?

How old do you have to be for you to "die of old age"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

In the library, do they put the bible in the non-fiction or fiction section?

How did Walt Disney figure out how to get people pay to stand in line all day?




I hope you just enjoyed MY FIRST POST BEING SIXTEEN!! :)