Thursday, January 24, 2008

Random Points to Ponder

So, I'm(morganne) really bored. And I've had a crappy day/week, and I don't feel like doing anything but putting something kinda stupid on our blog. So what?

Random points to ponder...


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it considered a hostile situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign-makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What happens when an endangered animal eats and endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless? Or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

When the police arrest a mime, do they tell them they have the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-thru ATM machines?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is DisneyWorld the only people-trap operated by a mouse?


Hmm....And there you go.

6 comments:

Lyle Jordan Parry said...

Haha I like them!

Lyle Jordan Parry said...

K so while I was reading this post the video bar just disappeared... I don't know what happened but at the top it still says video bar but there are no videos to choose from. It was really weird because I was looking at it and all of a sudden it was gone!

Kate said...

If vegetarians only eat vegatables, what do humanitarians eat?

Why does "lisp" have an "s" in it?

morganne said...

Yeah, idk what's up with our videos. They disappear, some of them are the same, etc. Sorry.

Genius, Kate! Genius! (I think I've heard them before...but still genius!) Why aren't we best friends?? ;)

Superman Survivor said...

If you thought of those all on your own, holy cow, you're a genius.

Johnny-Bravo-Wanna-Be said...

My freezer has a light in it.....

~Big Matt